These people actually exist, only slight exagerations have been made for entertainment purposes.


Albert The best cursing video sports gamer in the world, but a 76er fan, so it evens out

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Chab Funnyman and computer graphics designer

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The Green Midget Rumored to be my brother, but I don't admit it!

Click to hear Greenie


Crow T Robot As young robots we got into a lot of trouble together!

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Dana Scully My ex-girlfriend. We are still close

Click to hear what Scully thinks about me


Zeke the Freak Mad Genius

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Johnny Z

Musician, programmer, bon vivant. Ask about the time he threw a manequin in front of a car! (yes, he is as cool as he looks)

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